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Stupid Signs Archive JUST THE LIST << Prev | Next >> P is D Posted: 2/24/2002 Okay... here is another one of those. *IF* they ran out of the D, why did they use one in the MIDDLE of the sign?? I just never understand these things. Apply here quick loan online Credit: Stephen W Nolen Apply here StupidSigns Stuff! 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