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Posted: 6/24/2012

First that is a little high up and second unless it is that cute associate I saw earlier I will leave it up to your imagination.

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14 5/15/2011 Simply Redundant 11523
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24 9/19/2010 Combat Football 9561
25 9/12/2010 Have Fun! 9265
26 9/5/2010 A Husbands Dream Sign 10901
27 8/29/2010 Cannot Stop Those Teachers 9156
28 8/22/2010 Wading Allowed 8517
29 8/15/2010 Clean Dying 9013
30 8/8/2010 Free Tacos! 13382
31 8/1/2010 Reading Dogs 10864
32 7/25/2010 Please Flush 10563
33 7/4/2010 Honk or Die 14344
34 6/27/2010 Just In Case 8600
35 6/20/2010 How Do You Go Then? 9944
36 6/13/2010 This Could Get Tricky 10577
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38 5/30/2010 Show Me Ur 10002
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42 4/25/2010 No Pee Zone 9286
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45 4/4/2010 Emergencie 10080
46 3/28/2010 Apppgh... 10068
47 3/21/2010 Just Wrong 11374
48 3/14/2010 Creative Census 11655
49 3/7/2010 Too Late 8956
50 2/28/2010 Very Encouraging 8331
51 2/21/2010 Good Luck With That 8762
52 2/14/2010 Stupid Joke 8437
53 2/7/2010 Diversification is Key 10503
54 1/31/2010 Kuntry Store 8160
55 1/24/2010 Public Option Revealed 8942
56 1/17/2010 No Nukes 10769
57 1/10/2010 Well That Works 10204
58 1/3/2010 Good Advice 10924
59 12/27/2009 Dot Com 8117
60 12/20/2009 TMales? 7795
61 12/13/2009 2 Many To 10025
62 12/6/2009 Family Traditon 10445
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65 10/18/2009 Not the Last Time I Checked 11495
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69 9/20/2009 SS SAU 11004
70 9/13/2009 O(do)TEL 7910
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84 6/7/2009 No Body Parts 5004
85 5/31/2009 Lost AND Found 4817
86 5/24/2009 ANGTANGINGINANYONGLAHAT 4685
87 5/17/2009 Want a Gift -or- Give it Away 4467
88 5/10/2009 Be Sure and Remember This! 6371
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90 4/26/2009 Try Ours 6243
91 4/19/2009 Just Screwed Up 6773
92 4/12/2009 Close Easter? 6694
93 4/5/2009 Help I'm Drowning! 7431
94 3/29/2009 What DO you put in it? 6682
95 3/22/2009 I want a "drik" 6332
96 3/15/2009 Ethonal Free Burrito 6339
97 3/8/2009 It's Illegal 7314
98 3/1/2009 No hand touch thingie... dealie... ma jigger... 7215
99 2/22/2009 we ain't be we is 6499
100 2/15/2009 Motion Censored High Flux Surveilance 6663
101 2/8/2009 Makes Me So Proud 6723
102 2/1/2009 Say that three times real fast... 6757
103 1/25/2009 Entering or Existing 6661
104 1/18/2009 The Impossible 6555
105 1/11/2009 Da Full Exstent 6138
106 1/4/2009 Corn Braed 6240
107 12/28/2008 Tping to make it wopk 5988
108 12/21/2008 No Doubt 6165
109 12/14/2008 They should have known 6461
110 12/7/2008 How to use a Wet Nap 7071
111 11/30/2008 Special Dogs 6698
112 11/23/2008 That is life 6145
113 11/16/2008 Well the come in pairs don't they? 6491
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115 11/9/2008 What is a guy to do? 6200
116 10/19/2008 Ice Cream, ATM and Blood Pressure Check 6946
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118 10/12/2008 Dual ATMs 5924
119 10/5/2008 I'll take TWO!! 6082
120 9/28/2008 First in their class... 5938
121 9/21/2008 It's for their own good 5860
122 9/14/2008 UN Recycle? 5859
123 9/7/2008 Ouch... 6740
124 8/24/2008 Meatballs? 6923
125 8/10/2008 WTF Sale 7130
126 3/30/2008 Worms are Back!! 22887
127 3/23/2008 Zero % FF! 8331
128 3/16/2008 Mr. Beefy! 7761
129 3/9/2008 Yuck! 7079
130 3/2/2008 Mo A On Necks 6826
131 2/24/2008 Ya'all come on down! 6927
132 2/17/2008 Nice Price 6822
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142 3/4/2007 Cook This... 4892
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162 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 4587
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164 1/2/2005 Loyal 3626
165 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 3938
166 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 4070
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213 3/16/2003 Try OR Soup 9765
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