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Stupid Signs Archive Turn Previews ON # Date Sign Title Views 1 6/16/2013 Just lazy... 433 2 8/5/2001 The Grince? 2459 3 7/8/2001 Ervi Plus P 2473 4 6/10/2001 Big One... 2497 5 10/14/2001 Flo a Sho? 2505 6 5/5/2002 Creative C 2 U 2509 7 9/23/2001 What a Deal 2 2511 8 5/19/2002 Fpeida & An &heila 2514 9 9/2/2001 Must be From Jersey 2520 10 5/20/2001 Red Alert 2526 11 2/10/2002 U is N 2526 12 12/23/2001 Five or a Six? 2528 13 9/30/2001 Plans 4 the TH4?? 2529 14 9/9/2001 Crisp What? 2529 15 1/13/2002 So true, COSTumers 2530 16 1/27/2002 Evepy Night 2533 17 1/6/2002 What a Party... 2533 18 2/24/2002 P is D 2535 19 4/29/2001 Our Happy Okes 2537 20 7/1/2001 What Kind of Sale? 2538 21 4/7/2002 Coiaterai Damage? and Tydays? 2538 22 10/7/2001 Fix it Fast! 2539 23 4/23/2002 Forget the totues, what about that 6! 2542 24 3/24/2002 Backward &heila Back 2545 25 3/31/2002 Rum Roat and Rou Dsteak 2549 26 11/18/2001 Oppurtunities Abound 2552 27 6/17/2001 The TaxMan 2556 28 7/15/2001 Bthrm Ti22ue 2561 29 6/24/2001 Pay and What? 2563 30 11/4/2001 Do They Have to Remind Us? 2564 31 3/17/2002 Figure Out That Price 2571 32 8/12/2001 Need any Pizz? 2583 33 7/14/2002 SOTAOEAI 2585 34 7/21/2002 Srimp Anyone?? 2588 35 4/10/2002 Vinagar Anyone? 2592 36 10/21/2001 They NEED You... 2604 37 12/30/2001 Steak Standwich and What? 2609 38 7/22/2001 Drink More... 2610 39 3/3/2002 5 fo 4.55 2616 40 4/8/2001 The Flexible F 2624 41 10/21/2001 Past Tense Weeds.. 2625 42 4/15/2001 4ever Wrong 2628 43 6/2/2002 Bro Oli? 2636 44 3/10/2002 Cousin Fixed the Sign 2637 45 5/12/2002 69 G 2640 46 7/28/2002 Not so Clear 2647 47 4/1/2001 Free and Funny 2663 48 1/28/2001 Give me a Hug Sal. 2673 49 7/29/2001 Just a Mess 2676 50 6/3/2001 Special! 2678 51 5/6/2001 Wild Wild West 2689 52 12/31/2000 Creative Tomatoez 2689 53 9/8/2002 Ground Beff Anyone 2693 54 4/22/2001 6 to What? 2700 55 3/4/2001 Advanced Technology... 2705 56 2/17/2002 Is this French? 2710 57 12/3/2000 Get Your Tupkeys Here 2712 58 11/11/2001 Good Message - Silly Sign 2723 59 3/11/2001 A New Super Word 2745 60 12/9/2001 Is THAT what the church is for? 2770 61 7/7/2002 Loseing is the Least of His Worries 2771 62 12/10/2000 What a Deal! 2786 63 3/18/2001 So THATS What they do with that GroundHog 2789 64 5/13/2001 Change the Sign 2797 65 11/26/2000 Affordable 4 2799 66 6/16/2002 A Special Address 2805 67 5/27/2001 Pork Anb Beans 2808 68 11/5/2000 New York Stip 2817 69 2/18/2001 Practice What You Preach 2821 70 2/25/2001 Get Your Oarnges Here 2822 71 12/16/2001 Hey Dude, I want to move to Idaho 2828 72 12/17/2000 Are You a Young Turkey 2848 73 9/16/2001 What Kind of Cookoff???? 2849 74 1/21/2001 What Kind of P? 2862 75 10/6/2002 A Long One 2894 76 1/7/2001 Stop Stop 2919 77 12/24/2000 Maybe They Need a Sign Maker 2931 78 6/9/2002 A mess of a B 2936 79 10/29/2000 Forgot the "T" 2937 80 2/3/2002 Only Till 8? 3015 81 10/13/2002 Just another BJ 3092 82 11/19/2000 What Kind of Burger? 3251 83 9/17/2000 I Have No Idea... 3267 84 8/6/2000 Got to Love that "4" 3276 85 5/14/2000 A Cut Apove.. Sure... 3282 86 9/3/2000 aNother N 3299 87 10/15/2000 Hair Club for Signs? 3311 88 10/8/2000 J *IS* R in This Instance 3335 89 6/18/2000 All Natural Healing 3338 90 11/12/2000 Gas Price Attitude 3338 91 10/22/2000 What type of market? 3376 92 8/20/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken? 3389 93 5/7/2000 GiveMeSomeSpace 3390 94 9/10/2000 N OK and N(ot) OK 3395 95 7/2/2000 Can the "Deligation" Spell? 3398 96 11/9/2003 Er Friend R 3401 97 11/23/2003 A Cursive 5? 3430 98 7/30/2000 Bi What? 3443 99 8/13/2000 No Education Required 3454 100 4/16/2000 FRIENYL SeRV IC 3462 101 5/21/2000 PIZZEA Anyone?? 3482 102 4/9/2000 Si ele? 3490 103 8/27/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken TOO! 3514 104 2/22/2004 Oin Us... 3546 105 1/11/2004 Just what the kids wanted.. 3569 106 11/16/2003 Men What?? 3597 107 11/30/2003 Same Day Service - With a Smile! 3598 108 1/2/2005 Loyal 3626 109 1/4/2004 What type of parts? 3631 110 1/25/2004 Devine Intervention? 3632 111 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 3645 112 6/4/2000 Neuter Your Best Friend 3650 113 1/18/2004 What type of X? 3657 114 10/3/2004 The Best Breakfast 3664 115 4/4/2004 Now how does that work? 3690 116 2/1/2004 Airbags Airbags.. 3694 117 4/2/2000 Are You A Happy Dog? 3697 118 4/30/2000 Water on Road - Duh! 3723 119 3/19/2000 I do not know what to say?? 3747 120 2/27/2000 pARTY LOUne 3807 121 10/20/2002 What were they thinking..? 3823 122 4/23/2000 What Kind of Exams?? 3871 123 9/26/2004 Sign Abuse... and Wrestling 3916 124 1/9/2005 Quarter What? 3929 125 3/25/2001 Who Needs a Conference Here? 3930 126 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 3938 127 6/13/2004 Bill Bored... 3974 128 4/11/2004 Death to Soccer (or Football)... 4003 129 2/5/2012 Make Up Your Mind 4004 130 5/30/2004 They Really Suck 4024 131 3/12/2000 EEF INNER 4034 132 4/10/2005 Secret Stuff Here 4046 133 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 4070 134 1/15/2012 No Nothin 4105 135 4/3/2005 Canned Everything 4114 136 1/29/2012 Nothing With Your Pizza 4137 137 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 4170 138 2/12/2012 How Does This Work? 4204 139 4/18/2004 Feed the Alligators... What? 4296 140 2/13/2000 "O" What a Difference 4304 141 2/20/2000 Just Don"t Ask 4308 142 1/22/2012 Smell Good Janitor 4334 143 1/16/2000 Sirloin Ties?? With Buffez... O.K. 4366 144 2/6/2000 Tues Nigh Kids Nigh Prize 4373 145 3/2/2000 Hey, the LAW is the LAW 4415 146 5/17/2009 Want a Gift -or- Give it Away 4467 147 1/22/2000 Millenium or Millennium, that is the question 4516 148 7/2/2006 HEI D LB RG MO V EI N 4534 149 12/18/2005 Just what I wanted! 4546 150 1/9/2000 Store Hors (D Oeuvres)? 4548 151 1/22/2006 Crossed Up 4568 152 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 4587 153 10/23/2005 How in the Heck? 4591 154 12/25/2005 Seek and Ye Shall... 4619 155 10/30/2005 Open When? 4624 156 1/29/2000 What the F?.. not Really it's an "F" 4634 157 5/24/2009 ANGTANGINGINANYONGLAHAT 4684 158 10/16/2005 I'm taking the other bus... 4710 159 10/22/2006 In case you didn't know 4732 160 10/29/2006 Taxes are rough you know... 4738 161 11/26/2006 Bold Choice? 4777 162 10/8/2006 Uhh... Ok... 4815 163 5/31/2009 Lost AND Found 4816 164 1/23/2005 Take the Stairs... 4825 165 12/26/1999 Furniturn Outlet? 4829 166 1/2/2000 Welcome to Y2K... 4856 167 4/17/2005 Elevator to where? 4870 168 3/4/2007 Cook This... 4892 169 12/24/2006 What an offer!! 4989 170 6/7/2009 No Body Parts 5003 171 10/12/2008 My Kind of Deal 5079 172 11/19/2006 Three Inch Help Button 5299 173 11/2/2003 Frienly Service... 5415 174 12/5/1999 Always Changing revisited... 5421 175 12/12/1999 Specials Everyday... 5425 176 1/15/2006 Gee we are stupid... 5427 177 10/12/2003 Freshly Squashed..? 5509 178 11/21/1999 Mmmm Mmmm Good... 5571 179 9/7/2003 Clear Con 6 Ence? 5596 180 10/19/2003 Talk About Inflation... 5621 181 10/5/2003 Wintston Tastes Good 5683 182 8/31/2003 What a blowout sale... 5695 183 11/14/1999 Poor Sour Doug 5708 184 3/18/2007 Seriously Dies... 5744 185 3/11/2007 Disabled Kitties? 5766 186 11/9/2008 What's a guy to do? 5799 187 9/14/2008 UN Recycle? 5859 188 9/21/2008 It's for their own good 5860 189 9/28/2003 Yes I agree... 5895 190 1/6/2008 Do you have to be very small or very fast?? 5902 191 10/12/2008 Dual ATMs 5923 192 11/11/2007 Say that one real fast 5928 193 9/28/2008 First in their class... 5938 194 8/24/2003 Cod Bless 5959 195 12/28/2008 Tping to make it wopk 5987 196 8/17/2003 Grandpa's What? 6054 197 8/10/2003 Chick Dinners? 6061 198 10/5/2008 I'll take TWO!! 6082 199 1/11/2009 Da Full Exstent 6138 200 7/20/2003 Best food town.. 6144 201 11/23/2008 That is life 6145 202 11/7/1999 Be sure and 'Registar' 6160 203 12/21/2008 No Doubt 6165 204 8/3/2003 The Wonder G(e) 6198 205 11/9/2008 What is a guy to do? 6199 206 7/9/2006 No Boarding! 6220 207 1/4/2009 Corn Braed 6240 208 4/26/2009 Try Ours 6243 209 10/28/2007 Am I supposed to do this? 6283 210 3/22/2009 I want a "drik" 6331 211 3/15/2009 Ethonal Free Burrito 6339 212 5/10/2009 Be Sure and Remember This! 6371 213 7/27/2003 Love that 'G' thing.. 6386 214 7/13/2003 Fresh Fire?? 6418 215 12/19/1999 A Very Picky School Zone 6447 216 12/14/2008 They should have known 6461 217 11/16/2008 Well the come in pairs don't they? 6491 218 2/22/2009 we ain't be we is 6499 219 6/29/2003 Atnifreeze from the experts.. 6549 220 1/18/2009 The Impossible 6555 221 1/25/2009 Entering or Existing 6661 222 2/15/2009 Motion Censored High Flux Surveilance 6662 223 3/29/2009 What DO you put in it? 6682 224 4/12/2009 Close Easter? 6694 225 11/30/2008 Special Dogs 6698 226 7/6/2003 No WONDER it's so expensive.. 6698 227 2/8/2009 Makes Me So Proud 6723 228 9/7/2008 Ouch... 6740 229 2/1/2009 Say that three times real fast... 6757 230 4/19/2009 Just Screwed Up 6772 231 6/8/2003 EEF again.. 6808 232 2/17/2008 Nice Price 6822 233 3/2/2008 Mo A On Necks 6826 234 11/4/2007 Has any told GOD yet? 6832 235 6/15/2003 My kind of peanuts! 6901 236 8/24/2008 Meatballs? 6923 237 2/24/2008 Ya'all come on down! 6927 238 1/13/2008 KFC Meatballs? 6940 239 10/19/2008 Ice Cream, ATM and Blood Pressure Check 6946 240 5/25/2003 Ea Ha J 6963 241 12/7/2008 How to use a Wet Nap 7071 242 3/9/2008 Yuck! 7079 243 8/10/2008 WTF Sale 7130 244 5/18/2003 Slimf who? 7140 245 11/1/1999 N . Y STK but What is BCB 7185 246 5/3/2009 Family Video Sex Drive? 7209 247 3/1/2009 No hand touch thingie... dealie... ma jigger... 7215 248 6/1/2003 Tops off! 7305 249 3/8/2009 It's Illegal 7314 250 4/5/2009 Help I'm Drowning! 7431 251 11/1/1999 75 50 OF SALE 7594 252 6/14/2009 Free Obligation? 7692 253 5/11/2003 Ookies?? 7698 254 3/16/2008 Mr. Beefy! 7761 255 11/1/1999 Only in Memphis... 7770 256 12/20/2009 TMales? 7795 257 7/26/2009 Never thought about it like that... 7804 258 4/27/2003 Festvalsale??? 7825 259 5/4/2003 Who is back... ack? 7855 260 2/10/2008 Molesting Alligators 7869 261 9/13/2009 O(do)TEL 7909 262 11/1/1999 Falling Down, Falling Down... 7958 263 6/24/2012 No Thanks... 7972 264 7/5/2009 Mad at the Sign 7973 265 12/27/2009 Dot Com 8116 266 1/31/2010 Kuntry Store 8160 267 8/16/2009 Where U WanTT - What? 8187 268 4/20/2003 Oneway... so true... 8232 269 4/11/2010 Nuzzle Up There 8258 270 2/28/2010 Very Encouraging 8330 271 3/23/2008 Zero % FF! 8331 272 6/21/2009 I am SO Confused! 8348 273 9/6/2009 Restauran Away 8396 274 7/19/2009 Caution: Man May Poke Womans Armpit 8419 275 2/14/2010 Stupid Joke 8436 276 10/4/2009 Bottom Survives 8457 277 8/22/2010 Wading Allowed 8516 278 6/28/2009 Just Wrong 8529 279 4/6/2003 cchi ken anyone...? 8569 280 11/1/1999 'golde corr' at it's Best 8569 281 6/27/2010 Just In Case 8599 282 8/9/2009 Just So You Know 8599 283 4/13/2003 What an emergency... 8651 284 8/2/2009 Is this really required? 8697 285 2/21/2010 Good Luck With That 8761 286 7/12/2009 Fart Show! 8801 287 6/6/2010 Apparently This Was a Problem 8830 288 5/2/2010 Riders Under 18 8872 289 2/20/2011 Emergency Swithch? 8912 290 1/24/2010 Public Option Revealed 8942 291 3/7/2010 Too Late 8954 292 1/20/2008 Have it your way? 8994 293 8/15/2010 Clean Dying 9012 294 11/1/1999 Well I've Heard About These Kind of Things... 9067 295 8/29/2010 Cannot Stop Those Teachers 9155 296 9/12/2010 Have Fun! 9263 297 3/30/2003 Brungh Anyone? 9270 298 4/25/2010 No Pee Zone 9285 299 9/27/2009 Can You Hear Me Now? 9425 300 9/19/2010 Combat Football 9559 301 3/16/2003 Try OR Soup 9763 302 6/20/2010 How Do You Go Then? 9943 303 2/13/2011 How do I get In? .. Or Out? 9948 304 5/30/2010 Show Me Ur 10001 305 12/13/2009 2 Many To 10023 306 3/28/2010 Apppgh... 10067 307 4/4/2010 Emergencie 10079 308 5/23/2010 Peer Pressure 10080 309 11/1/1999 Always Changing... 10099 310 3/9/2003 Chinese Special 10189 311 1/10/2010 Well That Works 10202 312 3/23/2003 Naked What?? 10215 313 11/1/1999 Why Spell Check is Important 10233 314 12/6/2009 Family Traditon 10442 315 3/2/2003 Who Can? 10446 316 2/7/2010 Diversification is Key 10501 317 7/25/2010 Please Flush 10562 318 6/13/2010 This Could Get Tricky 10576 319 2/23/2003 Gount Br Kfas 10643 320 1/17/2010 No Nukes 10767 321 9/26/2010 Birds Cannot Read 10782 322 11/1/1999 The one that Started it all 10791 323 8/30/2009 Ca2h for Con9ress 10853 324 8/1/2010 Reading Dogs 10863 325 2/16/2003 The Fis Supreme? 10896 326 9/5/2010 A Husbands Dream Sign 10899 327 1/3/2010 Good Advice 10921 328 4/18/2010 Sounds Like a Plan 10992 329 9/20/2009 SS SAU 11004 330 3/21/2010 Just Wrong 11373 331 11/30/2010 Adult (Cow) Carbaret 11480 332 10/18/2009 Not the Last Time I Checked 11493 333 5/15/2011 Simply Redundant 11522 334 3/14/2010 Creative Census 11652 335 1/5/2003 What kind of Management? 11835 336 11/7/2010 Ummm... 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