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Ok... 3397 124 7/9/2006 No Boarding! 3234 125 7/2/2006 HEI D LB RG MO V EI N 2800 126 1/22/2006 Crossed Up 2923 127 1/15/2006 Gee we are stupid... 3740 128 12/25/2005 Seek and Ye Shall... 3019 129 12/18/2005 Just what I wanted! 2852 130 10/30/2005 Open When? 2904 131 10/23/2005 How in the Heck? 2998 132 10/16/2005 I'm taking the other bus... 3041 133 4/17/2005 Elevator to where? 3301 134 4/10/2005 Secret Stuff Here 2757 135 4/3/2005 Canned Everything 2692 136 1/23/2005 Take the Stairs... 2912 137 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 2959 138 1/9/2005 Quarter What? 2545 139 1/2/2005 Loyal 2336 140 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 2638 141 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 2694 142 10/3/2004 The Best Breakfast 2430 143 9/26/2004 Sign Abuse... and Wrestling 2618 144 6/13/2004 Bill Bored... 2574 145 5/30/2004 They Really Suck 2688 146 4/18/2004 Feed the Alligators... What? 2638 147 4/11/2004 Death to Soccer (or Football)... 2627 148 4/4/2004 Now how does that work? 2296 149 2/22/2004 Oin Us... 2113 150 2/1/2004 Airbags Airbags.. 2346 151 1/25/2004 Devine Intervention? 2188 152 1/18/2004 What type of X? 2271 153 1/11/2004 Just what the kids wanted.. 2199 154 1/4/2004 What type of parts? 2230 155 11/30/2003 Same Day Service - With a Smile! 2197 156 11/23/2003 A Cursive 5? 2122 157 11/16/2003 Men What?? 2187 158 11/9/2003 Er Friend R 1923 159 11/2/2003 Frienly Service... 2693 160 10/19/2003 Talk About Inflation... 2821 161 10/12/2003 Freshly Squashed..? 2758 162 10/5/2003 Wintston Tastes Good 2769 163 9/28/2003 Yes I agree... 2873 164 9/7/2003 Clear Con 6 Ence? 2790 165 8/31/2003 What a blowout sale... 2850 166 8/24/2003 Cod Bless 3012 167 8/17/2003 Grandpa's What? 3122 168 8/10/2003 Chick Dinners? 2946 169 8/3/2003 The Wonder G(e) 2918 170 7/27/2003 Love that 'G' thing.. 3132 171 7/20/2003 Best food town.. 2949 172 7/13/2003 Fresh Fire?? 3140 173 7/6/2003 No WONDER it's so expensive.. 3274 174 6/29/2003 Atnifreeze from the experts.. 3159 175 6/15/2003 My kind of peanuts! 3432 176 6/8/2003 EEF again.. 3206 177 6/1/2003 Tops off! 3434 178 5/25/2003 Ea Ha J 3285 179 5/18/2003 Slimf who? 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1447 210 7/14/2002 SOTAOEAI 1439 211 7/7/2002 Loseing is the Least of His Worries 1528 212 6/16/2002 A Special Address 1587 213 6/9/2002 A mess of a B 1537 214 6/2/2002 Bro Oli? 1471 215 5/19/2002 Fpeida & An &heila 1371 216 5/12/2002 69 G 1523 217 5/5/2002 Creative C 2 U 1388 218 4/23/2002 Forget the totues, what about that 6! 1406 219 4/10/2002 Vinagar Anyone? 1403 220 4/7/2002 Coiaterai Damage? and Tydays? 1384 221 3/31/2002 Rum Roat and Rou Dsteak 1389 222 3/24/2002 Backward &heila Back 1390 223 3/17/2002 Figure Out That Price 1436 224 3/10/2002 Cousin Fixed the Sign 1521 225 3/3/2002 5 fo 4.55 1459 226 2/24/2002 P is D 1416 227 2/17/2002 Is this French? 1601 228 2/10/2002 U is N 1403 229 2/3/2002 Only Till 8? 1664 230 1/27/2002 Evepy Night 1387 231 1/13/2002 So true, COSTumers 1404 232 1/6/2002 What a Party... 1448 233 12/30/2001 Steak Standwich and What? 1495 234 12/23/2001 Five or a Six? 1436 235 12/16/2001 Hey Dude, I want to move to Idaho 1631 236 12/9/2001 Is THAT what the church is for? 1578 237 11/18/2001 Oppurtunities Abound 1414 238 11/11/2001 Good Message - Silly Sign 1568 239 11/4/2001 Do They Have to Remind Us? 1452 240 10/21/2001 They NEED You... 1408 241 10/21/2001 Past Tense Weeds.. 1497 242 10/14/2001 Flo a Sho? 1403 243 10/7/2001 Fix it Fast! 1418 244 9/30/2001 Plans 4 the TH4?? 1378 245 9/23/2001 What a Deal 2 1396 246 9/16/2001 What Kind of Cookoff???? 1668 247 9/9/2001 Crisp What? 1466 248 9/2/2001 Must be From Jersey 1437 249 8/12/2001 Need any Pizz? 1456 250 8/5/2001 The Grince? 1413 251 7/29/2001 Just a Mess 1547 252 7/22/2001 Drink More... 1534 253 7/15/2001 Bthrm Ti22ue 1500 254 7/8/2001 Ervi Plus P 1396 255 7/1/2001 What Kind of Sale? 1492 256 6/24/2001 Pay and What? 1510 257 6/17/2001 The TaxMan 1526 258 6/10/2001 Big One... 1489 259 6/3/2001 Special! 1505 260 5/27/2001 Pork Anb Beans 1516 261 5/20/2001 Red Alert 1517 262 5/13/2001 Change the Sign 1653 263 5/6/2001 Wild Wild West 1608 264 4/29/2001 Our Happy Okes 1546 265 4/22/2001 6 to What? 1684 266 4/15/2001 4ever Wrong 1589 267 4/8/2001 The Flexible F 1602 268 4/1/2001 Free and Funny 1665 269 3/25/2001 Who Needs a Conference Here? 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