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Posted: 1/18/2009

Apparently this has happened before but HOW? How can you lock that lock from the outside? Stupid is as Stupid does I guess

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1 7/15/2012 That is Going to be Difficult 39064
2 6/24/2012 No Thanks... 7583
3 2/26/2012 Just Not Fair 22792
4 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 4022
5 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 3556
6 2/12/2012 How Does This Work? 4098
7 2/5/2012 Make Up Your Mind 3922
8 1/29/2012 Nothing With Your Pizza 4036
9 1/22/2012 Smell Good Janitor 4236
10 1/15/2012 No Nothin 3999
11 10/30/2011 Be Aware - Be VERY Aware 16231
12 5/22/2011 18 Wheeler Flu? 43366
13 5/15/2011 Simply Redundant 11426
14 3/20/2011 Open Door First... 22945
15 2/27/2011 Sad Sad World... 15188
16 2/20/2011 Emergency Swithch? 8837
17 2/13/2011 How do I get In? .. Or Out? 9845
18 11/30/2010 Adult (Cow) Carbaret 11402
19 11/14/2010 Well Duh 31196
20 11/7/2010 Ummm... Ok... But.... 12221
21 10/3/2010 Known Fact 21521
22 9/26/2010 Birds Cannot Read 10702
23 9/19/2010 Combat Football 9483
24 9/12/2010 Have Fun! 9142
25 9/5/2010 A Husbands Dream Sign 10828
26 8/29/2010 Cannot Stop Those Teachers 9097
27 8/22/2010 Wading Allowed 8463
28 8/15/2010 Clean Dying 8963
29 8/8/2010 Free Tacos! 13306
30 8/1/2010 Reading Dogs 10793
31 7/25/2010 Please Flush 10462
32 7/4/2010 Honk or Die 14254
33 6/27/2010 Just In Case 8530
34 6/20/2010 How Do You Go Then? 9881
35 6/13/2010 This Could Get Tricky 10495
36 6/6/2010 Apparently This Was a Problem 8780
37 5/30/2010 Show Me Ur 9945
38 5/23/2010 Peer Pressure 10016
39 5/9/2010 Uhh... OK, sure... 13244
40 5/2/2010 Riders Under 18 8833
41 4/25/2010 No Pee Zone 9235
42 4/18/2010 Sounds Like a Plan 10922
43 4/11/2010 Nuzzle Up There 8212
44 4/4/2010 Emergencie 10027
45 3/28/2010 Apppgh... 10010
46 3/21/2010 Just Wrong 11314
47 3/14/2010 Creative Census 11549
48 3/7/2010 Too Late 8877
49 2/28/2010 Very Encouraging 8290
50 2/21/2010 Good Luck With That 8707
51 2/14/2010 Stupid Joke 8386
52 2/7/2010 Diversification is Key 10423
53 1/31/2010 Kuntry Store 8119
54 1/24/2010 Public Option Revealed 8905
55 1/17/2010 No Nukes 10706
56 1/10/2010 Well That Works 10148
57 1/3/2010 Good Advice 10852
58 12/27/2009 Dot Com 8078
59 12/20/2009 TMales? 7764
60 12/13/2009 2 Many To 9973
61 12/6/2009 Family Traditon 10394
62 11/22/2009 What CAN You Do Here? 13366
63 10/25/2009 Self Censored 16548
64 10/18/2009 Not the Last Time I Checked 11444
65 10/11/2009 Evil Koala Bear 12360
66 10/4/2009 Bottom Survives 8424
67 9/27/2009 Can You Hear Me Now? 9391
68 9/20/2009 SS SAU 10935
69 9/13/2009 O(do)TEL 7877
70 9/6/2009 Restauran Away 8364
71 8/30/2009 Ca2h for Con9ress 10795
72 8/23/2009 Odd Stuff... 43818
73 8/16/2009 Where U WanTT - What? 8146
74 8/9/2009 Just So You Know 8571
75 8/2/2009 Is this really required? 8655
76 7/26/2009 Never thought about it like that... 7770
77 7/19/2009 Caution: Man May Poke Womans Armpit 8386
78 7/12/2009 Fart Show! 8757
79 7/5/2009 Mad at the Sign 7946
80 6/28/2009 Just Wrong 8499
81 6/21/2009 I am SO Confused! 8322
82 6/14/2009 Free Obligation? 7656
83 6/7/2009 No Body Parts 4975
84 5/31/2009 Lost AND Found 4785
85 5/24/2009 ANGTANGINGINANYONGLAHAT 4649
86 5/17/2009 Want a Gift -or- Give it Away 4441
87 5/10/2009 Be Sure and Remember This! 6350
88 5/3/2009 Family Video Sex Drive? 7180
89 4/26/2009 Try Ours 6214
90 4/19/2009 Just Screwed Up 6746
91 4/12/2009 Close Easter? 6663
92 4/5/2009 Help I'm Drowning! 7400
93 3/29/2009 What DO you put in it? 6660
94 3/22/2009 I want a "drik" 6300
95 3/15/2009 Ethonal Free Burrito 6310
96 3/8/2009 It's Illegal 7281
97 3/1/2009 No hand touch thingie... dealie... ma jigger... 7176
98 2/22/2009 we ain't be we is 6471
99 2/15/2009 Motion Censored High Flux Surveilance 6638
100 2/8/2009 Makes Me So Proud 6688
101 2/1/2009 Say that three times real fast... 6719
102 1/25/2009 Entering or Existing 6613
103 1/18/2009 The Impossible 6529
104 1/11/2009 Da Full Exstent 6115
105 1/4/2009 Corn Braed 6214
106 12/28/2008 Tping to make it wopk 5960
107 12/21/2008 No Doubt 6138
108 12/14/2008 They should have known 6442
109 12/7/2008 How to use a Wet Nap 7041
110 11/30/2008 Special Dogs 6674
111 11/23/2008 That is life 6118
112 11/16/2008 Well the come in pairs don't they? 6462
113 11/9/2008 What's a guy to do? 5773
114 11/9/2008 What is a guy to do? 6163
115 10/19/2008 Ice Cream, ATM and Blood Pressure Check 6924
116 10/12/2008 My Kind of Deal 5053
117 10/12/2008 Dual ATMs 5894
118 10/5/2008 I'll take TWO!! 6056
119 9/28/2008 First in their class... 5916
120 9/21/2008 It's for their own good 5837
121 9/14/2008 UN Recycle? 5831
122 9/7/2008 Ouch... 6707
123 8/24/2008 Meatballs? 6897
124 8/10/2008 WTF Sale 7098
125 3/30/2008 Worms are Back!! 22856
126 3/23/2008 Zero % FF! 8299
127 3/16/2008 Mr. Beefy! 7735
128 3/9/2008 Yuck! 7054
129 3/2/2008 Mo A On Necks 6808
130 2/24/2008 Ya'all come on down! 6895
131 2/17/2008 Nice Price 6796
132 2/10/2008 Molesting Alligators 7844
133 1/20/2008 Have it your way? 8950
134 1/13/2008 KFC Meatballs? 6907
135 1/6/2008 Do you have to be very small or very fast?? 5872
136 11/11/2007 Say that one real fast 5899
137 11/4/2007 Has any told GOD yet? 6796
138 10/28/2007 Am I supposed to do this? 6231
139 3/18/2007 Seriously Dies... 5720
140 3/11/2007 Disabled Kitties? 5747
141 3/4/2007 Cook This... 4862
142 12/24/2006 What an offer!! 4962
143 11/26/2006 Bold Choice? 4755
144 11/19/2006 Three Inch Help Button 5265
145 10/29/2006 Taxes are rough you know... 4717
146 10/22/2006 In case you didn't know 4711
147 10/8/2006 Uhh... Ok... 4788
148 7/9/2006 No Boarding! 6148
149 7/2/2006 HEI D LB RG MO V EI N 4494
150 1/22/2006 Crossed Up 4546
151 1/15/2006 Gee we are stupid... 5387
152 12/25/2005 Seek and Ye Shall... 4596
153 12/18/2005 Just what I wanted! 4522
154 10/30/2005 Open When? 4605
155 10/23/2005 How in the Heck? 4566
156 10/16/2005 I'm taking the other bus... 4688
157 4/17/2005 Elevator to where? 4839
158 4/10/2005 Secret Stuff Here 4028
159 4/3/2005 Canned Everything 4084
160 1/23/2005 Take the Stairs... 4782
161 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 4568
162 1/9/2005 Quarter What? 3902
163 1/2/2005 Loyal 3608
164 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 3919
165 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 4044
166 10/3/2004 The Best Breakfast 3646
167 9/26/2004 Sign Abuse... and Wrestling 3902
168 6/13/2004 Bill Bored... 3958
169 5/30/2004 They Really Suck 4004
170 4/18/2004 Feed the Alligators... What? 4257
171 4/11/2004 Death to Soccer (or Football)... 3983
172 4/4/2004 Now how does that work? 3659
173 2/22/2004 Oin Us... 3529
174 2/1/2004 Airbags Airbags.. 3668
175 1/25/2004 Devine Intervention? 3608
176 1/18/2004 What type of X? 3632
177 1/11/2004 Just what the kids wanted.. 3552
178 1/4/2004 What type of parts? 3609
179 11/30/2003 Same Day Service - With a Smile! 3573
180 11/23/2003 A Cursive 5? 3407
181 11/16/2003 Men What?? 3580
182 11/9/2003 Er Friend R 3383
183 11/2/2003 Frienly Service... 5382
184 10/19/2003 Talk About Inflation... 5581
185 10/12/2003 Freshly Squashed..? 5481
186 10/5/2003 Wintston Tastes Good 5657
187 9/28/2003 Yes I agree... 5858
188 9/7/2003 Clear Con 6 Ence? 5569
189 8/31/2003 What a blowout sale... 5662
190 8/24/2003 Cod Bless 5923
191 8/17/2003 Grandpa's What? 6012
192 8/10/2003 Chick Dinners? 6029
193 8/3/2003 The Wonder G(e) 6144
194 7/27/2003 Love that 'G' thing.. 6345
195 7/20/2003 Best food town.. 6109
196 7/13/2003 Fresh Fire?? 6387
197 7/6/2003 No WONDER it's so expensive.. 6661
198 6/29/2003 Atnifreeze from the experts.. 6502
199 6/15/2003 My kind of peanuts! 6858
200 6/8/2003 EEF again.. 6765
201 6/1/2003 Tops off! 7252
202 5/25/2003 Ea Ha J 6925
203 5/18/2003 Slimf who? 7100
204 5/11/2003 Ookies?? 7663
205 5/4/2003 Who is back... ack? 7820
206 4/27/2003 Festvalsale??? 7780
207 4/20/2003 Oneway... so true... 8189
208 4/13/2003 What an emergency... 8611
209 4/6/2003 cchi ken anyone...? 8526
210 3/30/2003 Brungh Anyone? 9166
211 3/23/2003 Naked What?? 10145
212 3/16/2003 Try OR Soup 9710
213 3/9/2003 Chinese Special 10139
214 3/2/2003 Who Can? 10386
215 2/23/2003 Gount Br Kfas 10583
216 2/16/2003 The Fis Supreme? 10836
217 1/5/2003 What kind of Management? 11760
218 12/29/2002 No Hiri... 12290
219 12/22/2002 Welcoe AGAIN??? 12344
220 12/15/2002 Welcoe to the Lake? 12754
221 12/8/2002 Carry Okie?? 13536
222 12/1/2002 Now Hiring What? 13923
223 11/24/2002 Win a Country??? 14250
224 11/17/2002 Ow Nting... 14488
225 11/10/2002 NO Karaoke... 15140
226 11/3/2002 Just for Women? 16628
227 10/27/2002 Which Way?? 52997
228 10/20/2002 What were they thinking..? 3776
229 10/13/2002 Just another BJ 3065
230 10/6/2002 A Long One 2877
231 9/8/2002 Ground Beff Anyone 2676
232 7/28/2002 Not so Clear 2631
233 7/21/2002 Srimp Anyone?? 2572
234 7/14/2002 SOTAOEAI 2570
235 7/7/2002 Loseing is the Least of His Worries 2753
236 6/16/2002 A Special Address 2791
237 6/9/2002 A mess of a B 2897
238 6/2/2002 Bro Oli? 2615
239 5/19/2002 Fpeida & An &heila 2498
240 5/12/2002 69 G 2627
241 5/5/2002 Creative C 2 U 2484
242 4/23/2002 Forget the totues, what about that 6! 2528
243 4/10/2002 Vinagar Anyone? 2569
244 4/7/2002 Coiaterai Damage? and Tydays? 2529
245 3/31/2002 Rum Roat and Rou Dsteak 2525
246 3/24/2002 Backward &heila Back 2529
247 3/17/2002 Figure Out That Price 2557
248 3/10/2002 Cousin Fixed the Sign 2616
249 3/3/2002 5 fo 4.55 2595
250 2/24/2002 P is D 2518
251 2/17/2002 Is this French? 2690
252 2/10/2002 U is N 2508
253 2/3/2002 Only Till 8? 2966
254 1/27/2002 Evepy Night 2517
255 1/13/2002 So true, COSTumers 2507
256 1/6/2002 What a Party... 2509
257 12/30/2001 Steak Standwich and What? 2586
258 12/23/2001 Five or a Six? 2507
259 12/16/2001 Hey Dude, I want to move to Idaho 2804
260 12/9/2001 Is THAT what the church is for? 2750
261 11/18/2001 Oppurtunities Abound 2535
262 11/11/2001 Good Message - Silly Sign 2703
263 11/4/2001 Do They Have to Remind Us? 2545
264 10/21/2001 They NEED You... 2579
265 10/21/2001 Past Tense Weeds.. 2601
266 10/14/2001 Flo a Sho? 2477
267 10/7/2001 Fix it Fast! 2513
268 9/30/2001 Plans 4 the TH4?? 2501
269 9/23/2001 What a Deal 2 2492
270 9/16/2001 What Kind of Cookoff???? 2821
271 9/9/2001 Crisp What? 2508
272 9/2/2001 Must be From Jersey 2499
273 8/12/2001 Need any Pizz? 2561
274 8/5/2001 The Grince? 2442
275 7/29/2001 Just a Mess 2654
276 7/22/2001 Drink More... 2591
277 7/15/2001 Bthrm Ti22ue 2540
278 7/8/2001 Ervi Plus P 2450
279 7/1/2001 What Kind of Sale? 2519
280 6/24/2001 Pay and What? 2544
281 6/17/2001 The TaxMan 2541
282 6/10/2001 Big One... 2474
283 6/3/2001 Special! 2656
284 5/27/2001 Pork Anb Beans 2759
285 5/20/2001 Red Alert 2506
286 5/13/2001 Change the Sign 2762
287 5/6/2001 Wild Wild West 2663
288 4/29/2001 Our Happy Okes 2519
289 4/22/2001 6 to What? 2678
290 4/15/2001 4ever Wrong 2613
291 4/8/2001 The Flexible F 2601
292 4/1/2001 Free and Funny 2643
293 3/25/2001 Who Needs a Conference Here? 3869
294 3/18/2001 So THATS What they do with that GroundHog 2770
295 3/11/2001 A New Super Word 2722
296 3/4/2001 Advanced Technology... 2689
297 2/25/2001 Get Your Oarnges Here 2791
298 2/18/2001 Practice What You Preach 2802
299 1/28/2001 Give me a Hug Sal. 2651
300 1/21/2001 What Kind of P? 2838
301 1/7/2001 Stop Stop 2904
302 12/31/2000 Creative Tomatoez 2672
303 12/24/2000 Maybe They Need a Sign Maker 2902
304 12/17/2000 Are You a Young Turkey 2822
305 12/10/2000 What a Deal! 2767
306 12/3/2000 Get Your Tupkeys Here 2695
307 11/26/2000 Affordable 4 2785
308 11/19/2000 What Kind of Burger? 3234
309 11/12/2000 Gas Price Attitude 3321
310 11/5/2000 New York Stip 2802
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312 10/22/2000 What type of market? 3334
313 10/15/2000 Hair Club for Signs? 3291
314 10/8/2000 J *IS* R in This Instance 3311
315 9/17/2000 I Have No Idea... 3243
316 9/10/2000 N OK and N(ot) OK 3372
317 9/3/2000 aNother N 3266
318 8/27/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken TOO! 3487
319 8/20/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken? 3371
320 8/13/2000 No Education Required 3436
321 8/6/2000 Got to Love that "4" 3245
322 7/30/2000 Bi What? 3424
323 7/2/2000 Can the "Deligation" Spell? 3375
324 6/18/2000 All Natural Healing 3316
325 6/4/2000 Neuter Your Best Friend 3626
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327 5/14/2000 A Cut Apove.. Sure... 3260
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331 4/16/2000 FRIENYL SeRV IC 3446
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333 4/2/2000 Are You A Happy Dog? 3681
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335 3/12/2000 EEF INNER 4020
336 3/2/2000 Hey, the LAW is the LAW 4398
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345 1/2/2000 Welcome to Y2K... 4843
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