The 7 1/2 Habits of Highly Humorous People

Stupid Signs Archive Turn Previews ON # Date Sign Title Views 1 11/1/1999 The one that Started it all 10792 2 11/1/1999 Always Changing... 10100 3 11/1/1999 Well I've Heard About These Kind of Things... 9067 4 11/1/1999 'golde corr' at it's Best 8569 5 11/1/1999 Falling Down, Falling Down... 7958 6 11/1/1999 75 50 OF SALE 7594 7 11/1/1999 N . Y STK but What is BCB 7185 8 11/1/1999 Only in Memphis... 7771 9 11/1/1999 Why Spell Check is Important 10234 10 11/7/1999 Be sure and 'Registar' 6160 11 11/14/1999 Poor Sour Doug 5708 12 11/21/1999 Mmmm Mmmm Good... 5571 13 12/5/1999 Always Changing revisited... 5421 14 12/12/1999 Specials Everyday... 5425 15 12/19/1999 A Very Picky School Zone 6447 16 12/26/1999 Furniturn Outlet? 4829 17 1/2/2000 Welcome to Y2K... 4856 18 1/9/2000 Store Hors (D Oeuvres)? 4548 19 1/16/2000 Sirloin Ties?? With Buffez... O.K. 4366 20 1/22/2000 Millenium or Millennium, that is the question 4516 21 1/29/2000 What the F?.. not Really it's an "F" 4634 22 2/6/2000 Tues Nigh Kids Nigh Prize 4374 23 2/13/2000 "O" What a Difference 4304 24 2/20/2000 Just Don"t Ask 4309 25 2/27/2000 pARTY LOUne 3808 26 3/2/2000 Hey, the LAW is the LAW 4416 27 3/12/2000 EEF INNER 4034 28 3/19/2000 I do not know what to say?? 3747 29 4/2/2000 Are You A Happy Dog? 3697 30 4/9/2000 Si ele? 3490 31 4/16/2000 FRIENYL SeRV IC 3462 32 4/23/2000 What Kind of Exams?? 3871 33 4/30/2000 Water on Road - Duh! 3723 34 5/7/2000 GiveMeSomeSpace 3390 35 5/14/2000 A Cut Apove.. Sure... 3282 36 5/21/2000 PIZZEA Anyone?? 3482 37 6/4/2000 Neuter Your Best Friend 3650 38 6/18/2000 All Natural Healing 3338 39 7/2/2000 Can the "Deligation" Spell? 3398 40 7/30/2000 Bi What? 3443 41 8/6/2000 Got to Love that "4" 3278 42 8/13/2000 No Education Required 3454 43 8/20/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken? 3389 44 8/27/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken TOO! 3514 45 9/3/2000 aNother N 3299 46 9/10/2000 N OK and N(ot) OK 3395 47 9/17/2000 I Have No Idea... 3268 48 10/8/2000 J *IS* R in This Instance 3335 49 10/15/2000 Hair Club for Signs? 3312 50 10/22/2000 What type of market? 3376 51 10/29/2000 Forgot the "T" 2937 52 11/5/2000 New York Stip 2817 53 11/12/2000 Gas Price Attitude 3338 54 11/19/2000 What Kind of Burger? 3251 55 11/26/2000 Affordable 4 2799 56 12/3/2000 Get Your Tupkeys Here 2712 57 12/10/2000 What a Deal! 2786 58 12/17/2000 Are You a Young Turkey 2848 59 12/24/2000 Maybe They Need a Sign Maker 2932 60 12/31/2000 Creative Tomatoez 2689 61 1/7/2001 Stop Stop 2919 62 1/21/2001 What Kind of P? 2862 63 1/28/2001 Give me a Hug Sal. 2675 64 2/18/2001 Practice What You Preach 2821 65 2/25/2001 Get Your Oarnges Here 2822 66 3/4/2001 Advanced Technology... 2705 67 3/11/2001 A New Super Word 2745 68 3/18/2001 So THATS What they do with that GroundHog 2789 69 3/25/2001 Who Needs a Conference Here? 3931 70 4/1/2001 Free and Funny 2663 71 4/8/2001 The Flexible F 2625 72 4/15/2001 4ever Wrong 2628 73 4/22/2001 6 to What? 2700 74 4/29/2001 Our Happy Okes 2537 75 5/6/2001 Wild Wild West 2689 76 5/13/2001 Change the Sign 2797 77 5/20/2001 Red Alert 2527 78 5/27/2001 Pork Anb Beans 2808 79 6/3/2001 Special! 2678 80 6/10/2001 Big One... 2498 81 6/17/2001 The TaxMan 2556 82 6/24/2001 Pay and What? 2563 83 7/1/2001 What Kind of Sale? 2539 84 7/8/2001 Ervi Plus P 2473 85 7/15/2001 Bthrm Ti22ue 2561 86 7/22/2001 Drink More... 2612 87 7/29/2001 Just a Mess 2676 88 8/5/2001 The Grince? 2459 89 8/12/2001 Need any Pizz? 2583 90 9/2/2001 Must be From Jersey 2520 91 9/9/2001 Crisp What? 2530 92 9/16/2001 What Kind of Cookoff???? 2850 93 9/23/2001 What a Deal 2 2511 94 9/30/2001 Plans 4 the TH4?? 2529 95 10/7/2001 Fix it Fast! 2539 96 10/14/2001 Flo a Sho? 2505 97 10/21/2001 They NEED You... 2604 98 10/21/2001 Past Tense Weeds.. 2625 99 11/4/2001 Do They Have to Remind Us? 2564 100 11/11/2001 Good Message - Silly Sign 2723 101 11/18/2001 Oppurtunities Abound 2552 102 12/9/2001 Is THAT what the church is for? 2771 103 12/16/2001 Hey Dude, I want to move to Idaho 2828 104 12/23/2001 Five or a Six? 2528 105 12/30/2001 Steak Standwich and What? 2610 106 1/6/2002 What a Party... 2533 107 1/13/2002 So true, COSTumers 2530 108 1/27/2002 Evepy Night 2533 109 2/3/2002 Only Till 8? 3015 110 2/10/2002 U is N 2527 111 2/17/2002 Is this French? 2710 112 2/24/2002 P is D 2535 113 3/3/2002 5 fo 4.55 2616 114 3/10/2002 Cousin Fixed the Sign 2637 115 3/17/2002 Figure Out That Price 2571 116 3/24/2002 Backward &heila Back 2546 117 3/31/2002 Rum Roat and Rou Dsteak 2549 118 4/7/2002 Coiaterai Damage? and Tydays? 2538 119 4/10/2002 Vinagar Anyone? 2592 120 4/23/2002 Forget the totues, what about that 6! 2542 121 5/5/2002 Creative C 2 U 2509 122 5/12/2002 69 G 2640 123 5/19/2002 Fpeida & An &heila 2515 124 6/2/2002 Bro Oli? 2636 125 6/9/2002 A mess of a B 2936 126 6/16/2002 A Special Address 2806 127 7/7/2002 Loseing is the Least of His Worries 2771 128 7/14/2002 SOTAOEAI 2586 129 7/21/2002 Srimp Anyone?? 2588 130 7/28/2002 Not so Clear 2647 131 9/8/2002 Ground Beff Anyone 2694 132 10/6/2002 A Long One 2894 133 10/13/2002 Just another BJ 3092 134 10/20/2002 What were they thinking..? 3824 135 10/27/2002 Which Way?? 53776 136 11/3/2002 Just for Women? 16737 137 11/10/2002 NO Karaoke... 15237 138 11/17/2002 Ow Nting... 14577 139 11/24/2002 Win a Country??? 14327 140 12/1/2002 Now Hiring What? 14009 141 12/8/2002 Carry Okie?? 13615 142 12/15/2002 Welcoe to the Lake? 12829 143 12/22/2002 Welcoe AGAIN??? 12415 144 12/29/2002 No Hiri... 12363 145 1/5/2003 What kind of Management? 11838 146 2/16/2003 The Fis Supreme? 10899 147 2/23/2003 Gount Br Kfas 10647 148 3/2/2003 Who Can? 10449 149 3/9/2003 Chinese Special 10192 150 3/16/2003 Try OR Soup 9766 151 3/23/2003 Naked What?? 10217 152 3/30/2003 Brungh Anyone? 9271 153 4/6/2003 cchi ken anyone...? 8570 154 4/13/2003 What an emergency... 8651 155 4/20/2003 Oneway... so true... 8233 156 4/27/2003 Festvalsale??? 7825 157 5/4/2003 Who is back... ack? 7857 158 5/11/2003 Ookies?? 7698 159 5/18/2003 Slimf who? 7141 160 5/25/2003 Ea Ha J 6963 161 6/1/2003 Tops off! 7305 162 6/8/2003 EEF again.. 6808 163 6/15/2003 My kind of peanuts! 6901 164 6/29/2003 Atnifreeze from the experts.. 6551 165 7/6/2003 No WONDER it's so expensive.. 6698 166 7/13/2003 Fresh Fire?? 6418 167 7/20/2003 Best food town.. 6144 168 7/27/2003 Love that 'G' thing.. 6386 169 8/3/2003 The Wonder G(e) 6198 170 8/10/2003 Chick Dinners? 6061 171 8/17/2003 Grandpa's What? 6055 172 8/24/2003 Cod Bless 5959 173 8/31/2003 What a blowout sale... 5695 174 9/7/2003 Clear Con 6 Ence? 5596 175 9/28/2003 Yes I agree... 5895 176 10/5/2003 Wintston Tastes Good 5683 177 10/12/2003 Freshly Squashed..? 5509 178 10/19/2003 Talk About Inflation... 5622 179 11/2/2003 Frienly Service... 5415 180 11/9/2003 Er Friend R 3401 181 11/16/2003 Men What?? 3597 182 11/23/2003 A Cursive 5? 3431 183 11/30/2003 Same Day Service - With a Smile! 3598 184 1/4/2004 What type of parts? 3631 185 1/11/2004 Just what the kids wanted.. 3569 186 1/18/2004 What type of X? 3657 187 1/25/2004 Devine Intervention? 3632 188 2/1/2004 Airbags Airbags.. 3694 189 2/22/2004 Oin Us... 3546 190 4/4/2004 Now how does that work? 3690 191 4/11/2004 Death to Soccer (or Football)... 4003 192 4/18/2004 Feed the Alligators... What? 4296 193 5/30/2004 They Really Suck 4024 194 6/13/2004 Bill Bored... 3974 195 9/26/2004 Sign Abuse... and Wrestling 3916 196 10/3/2004 The Best Breakfast 3664 197 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 4070 198 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 3938 199 1/2/2005 Loyal 3626 200 1/9/2005 Quarter What? 3929 201 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 4587 202 1/23/2005 Take the Stairs... 4825 203 4/3/2005 Canned Everything 4114 204 4/10/2005 Secret Stuff Here 4046 205 4/17/2005 Elevator to where? 4870 206 10/16/2005 I'm taking the other bus... 4710 207 10/23/2005 How in the Heck? 4591 208 10/30/2005 Open When? 4624 209 12/18/2005 Just what I wanted! 4546 210 12/25/2005 Seek and Ye Shall... 4619 211 1/15/2006 Gee we are stupid... 5427 212 1/22/2006 Crossed Up 4568 213 7/2/2006 HEI D LB RG MO V EI N 4534 214 7/9/2006 No Boarding! 6221 215 10/8/2006 Uhh... Ok... 4816 216 10/22/2006 In case you didn't know 4732 217 10/29/2006 Taxes are rough you know... 4740 218 11/19/2006 Three Inch Help Button 5299 219 11/26/2006 Bold Choice? 4777 220 12/24/2006 What an offer!! 4989 221 3/4/2007 Cook This... 4892 222 3/11/2007 Disabled Kitties? 5767 223 3/18/2007 Seriously Dies... 5744 224 10/28/2007 Am I supposed to do this? 6284 225 11/4/2007 Has any told GOD yet? 6832 226 11/11/2007 Say that one real fast 5930 227 1/6/2008 Do you have to be very small or very fast?? 5902 228 1/13/2008 KFC Meatballs? 6940 229 1/20/2008 Have it your way? 8994 230 2/10/2008 Molesting Alligators 7870 231 2/17/2008 Nice Price 6822 232 2/24/2008 Ya'all come on down! 6927 233 3/2/2008 Mo A On Necks 6826 234 3/9/2008 Yuck! 7079 235 3/16/2008 Mr. Beefy! 7761 236 3/23/2008 Zero % FF! 8331 237 3/30/2008 Worms are Back!! 22887 238 8/10/2008 WTF Sale 7130 239 8/24/2008 Meatballs? 6923 240 9/7/2008 Ouch... 6740 241 9/14/2008 UN Recycle? 5859 242 9/21/2008 It's for their own good 5860 243 9/28/2008 First in their class... 5938 244 10/5/2008 I'll take TWO!! 6082 245 10/12/2008 My Kind of Deal 5079 246 10/12/2008 Dual ATMs 5924 247 10/19/2008 Ice Cream, ATM and Blood Pressure Check 6946 248 11/9/2008 What's a guy to do? 5800 249 11/9/2008 What is a guy to do? 6200 250 11/16/2008 Well the come in pairs don't they? 6491 251 11/23/2008 That is life 6145 252 11/30/2008 Special Dogs 6698 253 12/7/2008 How to use a Wet Nap 7071 254 12/14/2008 They should have known 6461 255 12/21/2008 No Doubt 6165 256 12/28/2008 Tping to make it wopk 5988 257 1/4/2009 Corn Braed 6240 258 1/11/2009 Da Full Exstent 6139 259 1/18/2009 The Impossible 6555 260 1/25/2009 Entering or Existing 6661 261 2/1/2009 Say that three times real fast... 6759 262 2/8/2009 Makes Me So Proud 6723 263 2/15/2009 Motion Censored High Flux Surveilance 6663 264 2/22/2009 we ain't be we is 6499 265 3/1/2009 No hand touch thingie... dealie... ma jigger... 7215 266 3/8/2009 It's Illegal 7314 267 3/15/2009 Ethonal Free Burrito 6339 268 3/22/2009 I want a "drik" 6332 269 3/29/2009 What DO you put in it? 6682 270 4/5/2009 Help I'm Drowning! 7431 271 4/12/2009 Close Easter? 6694 272 4/19/2009 Just Screwed Up 6773 273 4/26/2009 Try Ours 6243 274 5/3/2009 Family Video Sex Drive? 7209 275 5/10/2009 Be Sure and Remember This! 6372 276 5/17/2009 Want a Gift -or- Give it Away 4467 277 5/24/2009 ANGTANGINGINANYONGLAHAT 4685 278 5/31/2009 Lost AND Found 4818 279 6/7/2009 No Body Parts 5004 280 6/14/2009 Free Obligation? 7692 281 6/21/2009 I am SO Confused! 8348 282 6/28/2009 Just Wrong 8529 283 7/5/2009 Mad at the Sign 7973 284 7/12/2009 Fart Show! 8801 285 7/19/2009 Caution: Man May Poke Womans Armpit 8419 286 7/26/2009 Never thought about it like that... 7804 287 8/2/2009 Is this really required? 8697 288 8/9/2009 Just So You Know 8600 289 8/16/2009 Where U WanTT - What? 8187 290 8/23/2009 Odd Stuff... 44617 291 8/30/2009 Ca2h for Con9ress 10853 292 9/6/2009 Restauran Away 8396 293 9/13/2009 O(do)TEL 7910 294 9/20/2009 SS SAU 11004 295 9/27/2009 Can You Hear Me Now? 9425 296 10/4/2009 Bottom Survives 8457 297 10/11/2009 Evil Koala Bear 12435 298 10/18/2009 Not the Last Time I Checked 11495 299 10/25/2009 Self Censored 16613 300 11/22/2009 What CAN You Do Here? 13420 301 12/6/2009 Family Traditon 10445 302 12/13/2009 2 Many To 10025 303 12/20/2009 TMales? 7795 304 12/27/2009 Dot Com 8117 305 1/3/2010 Good Advice 10924 306 1/10/2010 Well That Works 10204 307 1/17/2010 No Nukes 10770 308 1/24/2010 Public Option Revealed 8942 309 1/31/2010 Kuntry Store 8160 310 2/7/2010 Diversification is Key 10503 311 2/14/2010 Stupid Joke 8437 312 2/21/2010 Good Luck With That 8762 313 2/28/2010 Very Encouraging 8331 314 3/7/2010 Too Late 8956 315 3/14/2010 Creative Census 11655 316 3/21/2010 Just Wrong 11374 317 3/28/2010 Apppgh... 10068 318 4/4/2010 Emergencie 10080 319 4/11/2010 Nuzzle Up There 8259 320 4/18/2010 Sounds Like a Plan 10993 321 4/25/2010 No Pee Zone 9286 322 5/2/2010 Riders Under 18 8873 323 5/9/2010 Uhh... OK, sure... 13326 324 5/23/2010 Peer Pressure 10081 325 5/30/2010 Show Me Ur 10002 326 6/6/2010 Apparently This Was a Problem 8832 327 6/13/2010 This Could Get Tricky 10577 328 6/20/2010 How Do You Go Then? 9944 329 6/27/2010 Just In Case 8600 330 7/4/2010 Honk or Die 14345 331 7/25/2010 Please Flush 10563 332 8/1/2010 Reading Dogs 10864 333 8/8/2010 Free Tacos! 13382 334 8/15/2010 Clean Dying 9013 335 8/22/2010 Wading Allowed 8517 336 8/29/2010 Cannot Stop Those Teachers 9156 337 9/5/2010 A Husbands Dream Sign 10901 338 9/12/2010 Have Fun! 9265 339 9/19/2010 Combat Football 9561 340 9/26/2010 Birds Cannot Read 10784 341 10/3/2010 Known Fact 21649 342 11/7/2010 Ummm... Ok... But.... 12314 343 11/14/2010 Well Duh 31291 344 11/30/2010 Adult (Cow) Carbaret 11481 345 2/13/2011 How do I get In? .. Or Out? 9949 346 2/20/2011 Emergency Swithch? 8913 347 2/27/2011 Sad Sad World... 15299 348 3/20/2011 Open Door First... 23058 349 5/15/2011 Simply Redundant 11523 350 5/22/2011 18 Wheeler Flu? 43464 351 10/30/2011 Be Aware - Be VERY Aware 16338 352 1/15/2012 No Nothin 4106 353 1/22/2012 Smell Good Janitor 4335 354 1/29/2012 Nothing With Your Pizza 4138 355 2/5/2012 Make Up Your Mind 4005 356 2/12/2012 How Does This Work? 4205 357 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 4174 358 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 3646 359 2/26/2012 Just Not Fair 22996 360 6/24/2012 No Thanks... 7981 361 7/15/2012 That is Going to be Difficult 42618 362 6/16/2013 Just lazy... 512 362 Stupid Signs Online! 2433009 Sign Views Since 1/20/2008! Enter your search terms Submit search form   Real Stupid Headlines "Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board" Steven Wright Says "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright" Stupid Statements ""Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. 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