The 7 1/2 Habits of Highly Humorous People

Stupid Signs Archive Turn Previews ON # Date Sign Title Views 1 2/13/2000 "O" What a Difference 4278 2 5/22/2011 18 Wheeler Flu? 43372 3 12/13/2009 2 Many To 9979 4 4/15/2001 4ever Wrong 2615 5 3/3/2002 5 fo 4.55 2601 6 4/22/2001 6 to What? 2683 7 5/12/2002 69 G 2630 8 11/1/1999 75 50 OF SALE 7577 9 11/23/2003 A Cursive 5? 3412 10 5/14/2000 A Cut Apove.. Sure... 3261 11 9/5/2010 A Husbands Dream Sign 10839 12 10/6/2002 A Long One 2880 13 6/9/2002 A mess of a B 2906 14 3/11/2001 A New Super Word 2724 15 6/16/2002 A Special Address 2795 16 12/19/1999 A Very Picky School Zone 6410 17 11/30/2010 Adult (Cow) Carbaret 11413 18 3/4/2001 Advanced Technology... 2691 19 11/26/2000 Affordable 4 2788 20 2/1/2004 Airbags Airbags.. 3671 21 6/18/2000 All Natural Healing 3318 22 12/5/1999 Always Changing revisited... 5404 23 11/1/1999 Always Changing... 10030 24 10/28/2007 Am I supposed to do this? 6239 25 5/24/2009 ANGTANGINGINANYONGLAHAT 4656 26 9/3/2000 aNother N 3270 27 6/6/2010 Apparently This Was a Problem 8785 28 3/28/2010 Apppgh... 10018 29 4/2/2000 Are You A Happy Dog? 3682 30 12/17/2000 Are You a Young Turkey 2827 31 6/29/2003 Atnifreeze from the experts.. 6505 32 3/24/2002 Backward &heila Back 2534 33 10/30/2011 Be Aware - Be VERY Aware 16244 34 11/7/1999 Be sure and 'Registar' 6122 35 5/10/2009 Be Sure and Remember This! 6357 36 7/20/2003 Best food town.. 6114 37 7/30/2000 Bi What? 3425 38 6/10/2001 Big One... 2476 39 6/13/2004 Bill Bored... 3960 40 9/26/2010 Birds Cannot Read 10716 41 11/26/2006 Bold Choice? 4759 42 10/4/2009 Bottom Survives 8427 43 6/2/2002 Bro Oli? 2618 44 3/30/2003 Brungh Anyone? 9196 45 7/15/2001 Bthrm Ti22ue 2542 46 8/30/2009 Ca2h for Con9ress 10810 47 7/2/2000 Can the "Deligation" Spell? 3378 48 9/27/2009 Can You Hear Me Now? 9395 49 4/3/2005 Canned Everything 4088 50 8/29/2010 Cannot Stop Those Teachers 9103 51 12/8/2002 Carry Okie?? 13542 52 7/19/2009 Caution: Man May Poke Womans Armpit 8392 53 4/6/2003 cchi ken anyone...? 8529 54 5/13/2001 Change the Sign 2764 55 8/10/2003 Chick Dinners? 6034 56 3/9/2003 Chinese Special 10145 57 8/15/2010 Clean Dying 8970 58 9/7/2003 Clear Con 6 Ence? 5572 59 4/12/2009 Close Easter? 6668 60 8/24/2003 Cod Bless 5930 61 4/7/2002 Coiaterai Damage? and Tydays? 2531 62 9/19/2010 Combat Football 9495 63 3/4/2007 Cook This... 4866 64 1/4/2009 Corn Braed 6222 65 3/10/2002 Cousin Fixed the Sign 2618 66 5/5/2002 Creative C 2 U 2489 67 3/14/2010 Creative Census 11561 68 12/31/2000 Creative Tomatoez 2675 69 9/9/2001 Crisp What? 2514 70 1/22/2006 Crossed Up 4550 71 1/11/2009 Da Full Exstent 6121 72 4/11/2004 Death to Soccer (or Football)... 3988 73 1/25/2004 Devine Intervention? 3613 74 3/11/2007 Disabled Kitties? 5748 75 2/7/2010 Diversification is Key 10440 76 11/4/2001 Do They Have to Remind Us? 2548 77 1/6/2008 Do you have to be very small or very fast?? 5875 78 12/27/2009 Dot Com 8085 79 7/22/2001 Drink More... 2600 80 10/10/2004 Drinking Dogs? 4046 81 10/12/2008 Dual ATMs 5900 82 5/25/2003 Ea Ha J 6930 83 6/8/2003 EEF again.. 6770 84 3/12/2000 EEF INNER 4023 85 4/17/2005 Elevator to where? 4844 86 4/4/2010 Emergencie 10035 87 2/20/2011 Emergency Swithch? 8844 88 1/25/2009 Entering or Existing 6621 89 11/9/2003 Er Friend R 3386 90 7/8/2001 Ervi Plus P 2452 91 3/15/2009 Ethonal Free Burrito 6317 92 1/27/2002 Evepy Night 2518 93 10/11/2009 Evil Koala Bear 12372 94 11/1/1999 Falling Down, Falling Down... 7940 95 12/6/2009 Family Traditon 10404 96 5/3/2009 Family Video Sex Drive? 7189 97 7/12/2009 Fart Show! 8764 98 4/18/2004 Feed the Alligators... What? 4262 99 4/27/2003 Festvalsale??? 7783 100 3/17/2002 Figure Out That Price 2561 101 9/28/2008 First in their class... 5923 102 12/23/2001 Five or a Six? 2510 103 10/7/2001 Fix it Fast! 2518 104 10/14/2001 Flo a Sho? 2482 105 4/23/2002 Forget the totues, what about that 6! 2534 106 10/29/2000 Forgot the "T" 2916 107 5/19/2002 Fpeida & An &heila 2503 108 4/1/2001 Free and Funny 2645 109 6/14/2009 Free Obligation? 7661 110 8/8/2010 Free Tacos! 13311 111 7/13/2003 Fresh Fire?? 6391 112 10/12/2003 Freshly Squashed..? 5487 113 11/2/2003 Frienly Service... 5386 114 4/16/2000 FRIENYL SeRV IC 3448 115 12/26/1999 Furniturn Outlet? 4811 116 11/12/2000 Gas Price Attitude 3322 117 1/15/2006 Gee we are stupid... 5394 118 2/25/2001 Get Your Oarnges Here 2795 119 12/3/2000 Get Your Tupkeys Here 2696 120 1/28/2001 Give me a Hug Sal. 2655 121 5/7/2000 GiveMeSomeSpace 3378 122 11/1/1999 'golde corr' at it's Best 8521 123 1/3/2010 Good Advice 10859 124 2/21/2010 Good Luck With That 8711 125 11/11/2001 Good Message - Silly Sign 2707 126 8/6/2000 Got to Love that "4" 3250 127 2/23/2003 Gount Br Kfas 10587 128 8/17/2003 Grandpa's What? 6014 129 9/8/2002 Ground Beff Anyone 2679 130 10/15/2000 Hair Club for Signs? 3296 131 11/4/2007 Has any told GOD yet? 6803 132 9/12/2010 Have Fun! 9164 133 1/20/2008 Have it your way? 8955 134 7/2/2006 HEI D LB RG MO V EI N 4499 135 4/5/2009 Help I'm Drowning! 7407 136 12/16/2001 Hey Dude, I want to move to Idaho 2808 137 3/2/2000 Hey, the LAW is the LAW 4399 138 7/4/2010 Honk or Die 14261 139 2/13/2011 How do I get In? .. Or Out? 9861 140 6/20/2010 How Do You Go Then? 9888 141 8/27/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken TOO! 3489 142 8/20/2000 How do you like YOUR Chicken? 3372 143 2/12/2012 How Does This Work? 4112 144 10/23/2005 How in the Heck? 4569 145 12/7/2008 How to use a Wet Nap 7047 146 6/21/2009 I am SO Confused! 8325 147 3/19/2000 I do not know what to say?? 3726 148 9/17/2000 I Have No Idea... 3246 149 3/22/2009 I want a "drik" 6307 150 10/19/2008 Ice Cream, ATM and Blood Pressure Check 6927 151 10/5/2008 I'll take TWO!! 6062 152 1/16/2005 I'm Scared 4571 153 10/16/2005 I'm taking the other bus... 4688 154 10/22/2006 In case you didn't know 4714 155 12/9/2001 Is THAT what the church is for? 2752 156 2/17/2002 Is this French? 2693 157 8/2/2009 Is this really required? 8665 158 9/21/2008 It's for their own good 5840 159 3/8/2009 It's Illegal 7287 160 10/8/2000 J *IS* R in This Instance 3314 161 7/29/2001 Just a Mess 2657 162 10/13/2002 Just another BJ 3068 163 2/20/2000 Just Don"t Ask 4292 164 11/3/2002 Just for Women? 16634 165 6/27/2010 Just In Case 8543 166 2/26/2012 Just Not Fair 22818 167 4/19/2009 Just Screwed Up 6755 168 8/9/2009 Just So You Know 8578 169 12/18/2005 Just what I wanted! 4525 170 1/11/2004 Just what the kids wanted.. 3557 171 3/21/2010 Just Wrong 11319 172 6/28/2009 Just Wrong 8506 173 1/13/2008 KFC Meatballs? 6911 174 10/3/2010 Known Fact 21542 175 1/31/2010 Kuntry Store 8126 176 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 4044 177 2/19/2012 Looks Portable To Me 3565 178 7/7/2002 Loseing is the Least of His Worries 2755 179 5/31/2009 Lost AND Found 4791 180 7/27/2003 Love that 'G' thing.. 6348 181 1/2/2005 Loyal 3611 182 7/5/2009 Mad at the Sign 7953 183 2/5/2012 Make Up Your Mind 3932 184 2/8/2009 Makes Me So Proud 6695 185 12/24/2000 Maybe They Need a Sign Maker 2905 186 8/24/2008 Meatballs? 6903 187 11/16/2003 Men What?? 3584 188 1/22/2000 Millenium or Millennium, that is the question 4483 189 11/21/1999 Mmmm Mmmm Good... 5559 190 3/2/2008 Mo A On Necks 6812 191 2/10/2008 Molesting Alligators 7846 192 2/15/2009 Motion Censored High Flux Surveilance 6643 193 3/16/2008 Mr. Beefy! 7739 194 9/2/2001 Must be From Jersey 2503 195 10/12/2008 My Kind of Deal 5058 196 6/15/2003 My kind of peanuts! 6864 197 11/1/1999 N . Y STK but What is BCB 7162 198 9/10/2000 N OK and N(ot) OK 3376 199 3/23/2003 Naked What?? 10156 200 8/12/2001 Need any Pizz? 2564 201 6/4/2000 Neuter Your Best Friend 3629 202 7/26/2009 Never thought about it like that... 7776 203 11/5/2000 New York Stip 2807 204 2/17/2008 Nice Price 6800 205 7/9/2006 No Boarding! 6156 206 6/7/2009 No Body Parts 4978 207 12/21/2008 No Doubt 6144 208 8/13/2000 No Education Required 3442 209 3/1/2009 No hand touch thingie... dealie... ma jigger... 7182 210 12/29/2002 No Hiri... 12294 211 11/10/2002 NO Karaoke... 15147 212 1/15/2012 No Nothin 4009 213 1/17/2010 No Nukes 10713 214 4/25/2010 No Pee Zone 9242 215 6/24/2012 No Thanks... 7632 216 7/6/2003 No WONDER it's so expensive.. 6664 217 7/28/2002 Not so Clear 2632 218 10/18/2009 Not the Last Time I Checked 11451 219 1/29/2012 Nothing With Your Pizza 4047 220 12/1/2002 Now Hiring What? 13933 221 4/4/2004 Now how does that work? 3668 222 4/11/2010 Nuzzle Up There 8217 223 9/13/2009 O(do)TEL 7887 224 8/23/2009 Odd Stuff... 43989 225 2/22/2004 Oin Us... 3534 226 4/20/2003 Oneway... so true... 8192 227 11/1/1999 Only in Memphis... 7744 228 2/3/2002 Only Till 8? 2983 229 5/11/2003 Ookies?? 7665 230 3/20/2011 Open Door First... 22959 231 10/30/2005 Open When? 4609 232 11/18/2001 Oppurtunities Abound 2541 233 9/7/2008 Ouch... 6717 234 4/29/2001 Our Happy Okes 2524 235 11/17/2002 Ow Nting... 14497 236 2/24/2002 P is D 2522 237 2/27/2000 pARTY LOUne 3793 238 10/21/2001 Past Tense Weeds.. 2605 239 6/24/2001 Pay and What? 2547 240 5/23/2010 Peer Pressure 10022 241 5/21/2000 PIZZEA Anyone?? 3459 242 9/30/2001 Plans 4 the TH4?? 2509 243 7/25/2010 Please Flush 10474 244 11/14/1999 Poor Sour Doug 5688 245 5/27/2001 Pork Anb Beans 2767 246 2/18/2001 Practice What You Preach 2805 247 1/24/2010 Public Option Revealed 8911 248 1/9/2005 Quarter What? 3905 249 8/1/2010 Reading Dogs 10799 250 5/20/2001 Red Alert 2507 251 9/6/2009 Restauran Away 8372 252 5/2/2010 Riders Under 18 8838 253 3/31/2002 Rum Roat and Rou Dsteak 2527 254 2/27/2011 Sad Sad World... 15206 255 11/30/2003 Same Day Service - With a Smile! 3576 256 11/11/2007 Say that one real fast 5904 257 2/1/2009 Say that three times real fast... 6726 258 4/10/2005 Secret Stuff Here 4031 259 12/25/2005 Seek and Ye Shall... 4600 260 10/25/2009 Self Censored 16555 261 3/18/2007 Seriously Dies... 5723 262 5/30/2010 Show Me Ur 9951 263 4/9/2000 Si ele? 3473 264 9/26/2004 Sign Abuse... and Wrestling 3905 265 5/15/2011 Simply Redundant 11441 266 1/16/2000 Sirloin Ties?? 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O.K. 4348 267 5/18/2003 Slimf who? 7102 268 1/22/2012 Smell Good Janitor 4246 269 3/18/2001 So THATS What they do with that GroundHog 2772 270 1/13/2002 So true, COSTumers 2511 271 7/14/2002 SOTAOEAI 2571 272 4/18/2010 Sounds Like a Plan 10930 273 11/30/2008 Special Dogs 6678 274 6/3/2001 Special! 2661 275 12/12/1999 Specials Everyday... 5407 276 7/21/2002 Srimp Anyone?? 2574 277 9/20/2009 SS SAU 10948 278 12/30/2001 Steak Standwich and What? 2590 279 1/7/2001 Stop Stop 2908 280 1/9/2000 Store Hors (D Oeuvres)? 4528 281 2/14/2010 Stupid Joke 8393 282 10/31/2004 Tacos's? 3923 283 1/23/2005 Take the Stairs... 4789 284 10/19/2003 Talk About Inflation... 5587 285 10/29/2006 Taxes are rough you know... 4721 286 7/15/2012 That is Going to be Difficult 39539 287 11/23/2008 That is life 6123 288 10/3/2004 The Best Breakfast 3647 289 2/16/2003 The Fis Supreme? 10840 290 4/8/2001 The Flexible F 2604 291 8/5/2001 The Grince? 2443 292 1/18/2009 The Impossible 6535 293 11/1/1999 The one that Started it all 10745 294 6/17/2001 The TaxMan 2545 295 8/3/2003 The Wonder G(e) 6147 296 10/21/2001 They NEED You... 2586 297 5/30/2004 They Really Suck 4007 298 12/14/2008 They should have known 6444 299 6/13/2010 This Could Get Tricky 10508 300 11/19/2006 Three Inch Help Button 5273 301 12/20/2009 TMales? 7769 302 3/7/2010 Too Late 8887 303 6/1/2003 Tops off! 7257 304 12/28/2008 Tping to make it wopk 5965 305 3/16/2003 Try OR Soup 9714 306 4/26/2009 Try Ours 6220 307 2/6/2000 Tues Nigh Kids Nigh Prize 4351 308 2/10/2002 U is N 2513 309 5/9/2010 Uhh... OK, sure... 13252 310 10/8/2006 Uhh... Ok... 4791 311 11/7/2010 Ummm... Ok... But.... 12234 312 9/14/2008 UN Recycle? 5836 313 2/28/2010 Very Encouraging 8294 314 4/10/2002 Vinagar Anyone? 2575 315 8/22/2010 Wading Allowed 8470 316 5/17/2009 Want a Gift -or- Give it Away 4448 317 4/30/2000 Water on Road - Duh! 3708 318 2/22/2009 we ain't be we is 6475 319 12/22/2002 Welcoe AGAIN??? 12349 320 12/15/2002 Welcoe to the Lake? 12758 321 1/2/2000 Welcome to Y2K... 4845 322 11/14/2010 Well Duh 31207 323 11/1/1999 Well I've Heard About These Kind of Things... 9033 324 1/10/2010 Well That Works 10155 325 11/16/2008 Well the come in pairs don't they? 6469 326 8/31/2003 What a blowout sale... 5664 327 9/23/2001 What a Deal 2 2497 328 12/10/2000 What a Deal! 2768 329 1/6/2002 What a Party... 2513 330 4/13/2003 What an emergency... 8614 331 12/24/2006 What an offer!! 4967 332 11/22/2009 What CAN You Do Here? 13377 333 3/29/2009 What DO you put in it? 6666 334 11/9/2008 What is a guy to do? 6167 335 11/19/2000 What Kind of Burger? 3236 336 9/16/2001 What Kind of Cookoff???? 2823 337 4/23/2000 What Kind of Exams?? 3850 338 1/5/2003 What kind of Management? 11765 339 1/21/2001 What Kind of P? 2844 340 7/1/2001 What Kind of Sale? 2520 341 1/29/2000 What the F?.. not Really it's an "F" 4612 342 10/22/2000 What type of market? 3339 343 1/4/2004 What type of parts? 3614 344 1/18/2004 What type of X? 3635 345 10/20/2002 What were they thinking..? 3780 346 11/9/2008 What's a guy to do? 5776 347 8/16/2009 Where U WanTT - What? 8152 348 10/27/2002 Which Way?? 53104 349 3/2/2003 Who Can? 10392 350 5/4/2003 Who is back... ack? 7823 351 3/25/2001 Who Needs a Conference Here? 3878 352 11/1/1999 Why Spell Check is Important 10152 353 5/6/2001 Wild Wild West 2668 354 11/24/2002 Win a Country??? 14257 355 10/5/2003 Wintston Tastes Good 5661 356 3/30/2008 Worms are Back!! 22860 357 8/10/2008 WTF Sale 7104 358 2/24/2008 Ya'all come on down! 6896 359 9/28/2003 Yes I agree... 5864 360 3/9/2008 Yuck! 7057 361 3/23/2008 Zero % FF! 8308 361 Stupid Signs Online! 2415888 Sign Views Since 1/20/2008! 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